DISQUS

Martin Whitmore, Evil Illustrator: Community Commission No. 1

  • Megan M. · 1 year ago
    Yay! This will be a fun experiment. (And you know how much I like experiments!)
  • Tam · 1 year ago
    Argh! I would love to get in on the $30 deal. Unfortunately I wouldn't have the funds to cover said pledge until Wednesday, and I bet you'll hit your goal before then. I'll find a way to contribute regardless. :)
  • James · 1 year ago
    I'm still trying to work out what my three word idea is going to be... I'll think of something.
  • Megan M. · 1 year ago
    Knowing you it'll be something like "juicy Thai hookers"...

    Hahaha!!
  • James · 1 year ago
    Now, now, what I like in real life and what I like in art are different. Now if someone wants to ship me a thai hooker I'll gladly defray the expenses!
  • Megan M. · 1 year ago
    James: Are you saying you don't like juicy Thai hooker artwork?? O.O

    I don't even BELIEVE you.
  • James · 1 year ago
    Well yes, but I'd prefer an actual juicy thai hooker... preferably one with only a limited grasp of english (specifically the meaning of the questions: bend over, what are your test results?, and are you on the pill?) and no proper identification. Thai artwork... gives me paper cuts.
  • Angel · 1 year ago
    I've sent in my three words!!! ::bounces with excitement::

    I can't wait to have me an origional Marty hanging on my wall!!
  • Megan M. · 1 year ago
    James has killt me. I am killt.
  • James · 1 year ago
    Hrmm... dammit you're in Austin, that would be an opportunity if rigor mortis wouldn't have set in by the time you got up here.
  • Megan M. · 1 year ago
    Angel: I'm sure Marty would hang on your wall voluntarily if you asked nicely, he's pretty accommodating. :P

    James: Oh my god I can't believe you said that. I guess it is Marty's blog. I mean, if you're going to say awful things ANYWHERE it might as well be HERE.... ::dies laughing:::
  • James · 1 year ago
    Yeah, I figure anyone who'd associate with Marty can appreciate necrophiliac humor. If not they should download my greatest hits.
  • Martin Whitmore · 1 year ago
    Y'know, I actually find these comments to be vile and reprehensible, you two. How dare you make a travesty of what is supposed to be a professional, upstan-:::cough::: :::manic laughter::: Oh, god, I couldn't do it. Heh! Couldn't say it with a straight face. (O_~) You guys are brilliant. I love you, and your Thai hookers, and your *dead* Thai hookers, and your necrophilia with a side of cannibalism. I proudly proclaim to the world: THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!