Martin Whitmore, Evil Illustrator - Latest Comments in Community Commission No. 1

Re: Community Commission No. 1

Martin Whitmore — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 09:29:12 -0000

Y'know, I actually find these comments to be vile and reprehensible, you two. How dare you make a travesty of what is supposed to be a professional, upstan-:::cough::: :::manic laughter::: Oh, god, I couldn't do it. Heh! Couldn't say it with a straight face. (O_~) You guys are brilliant. I love you, and your Thai hookers, and your *dead* Thai hookers, and your necrophilia with a side of cannibalism. I proudly proclaim to the world: THESE ARE MY PEOPLE!

Re: Community Commission No. 1

James — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:15:22 -0000

Yeah, I figure anyone who'd associate with Marty can appreciate necrophiliac humor. If not they should download my greatest hits.

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Max Morris — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:06:23 -0000

Angel: I'm sure Marty would hang on your wall voluntarily if you asked nicely, he's pretty accommodating. :P

James: Oh my god I can't believe you said that. I guess it is Marty's blog. I mean, if you're going to say awful things ANYWHERE it might as well be HERE.... ::dies laughing:::

Re: Community Commission No. 1

James — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:56:20 -0000

Hrmm... dammit you're in Austin, that would be an opportunity if rigor mortis wouldn't have set in by the time you got up here.

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Max Morris — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:54:55 -0000

James has killt me. I am killt.

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Angel — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:52:48 -0000

I've sent in my three words!!! ::bounces with excitement::

I can't wait to have me an origional Marty hanging on my wall!!

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James — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:52:00 -0000

Well yes, but I'd prefer an actual juicy thai hooker... preferably one with only a limited grasp of english (specifically the meaning of the questions: bend over, what are your test results?, and are you on the pill?) and no proper identification. Thai artwork... gives me paper cuts.

Re: Community Commission No. 1

Max Morris — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:44:23 -0000

James: Are you saying you don't like juicy Thai hooker artwork?? O.O

I don't even BELIEVE you.

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James — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:41:06 -0000

Now, now, what I like in real life and what I like in art are different. Now if someone wants to ship me a thai hooker I'll gladly defray the expenses!

Re: Community Commission No. 1

Max Morris — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:25:26 -0000

Knowing you it'll be something like "juicy Thai hookers"...

Hahaha!!

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James — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 13:48:19 -0000

I'm still trying to work out what my three word idea is going to be... I'll think of something.

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Tam — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:59:50 -0000

Argh! I would love to get in on the $30 deal. Unfortunately I wouldn't have the funds to cover said pledge until Wednesday, and I bet you'll hit your goal before then. I'll find a way to contribute regardless. :)

Re: Community Commission No. 1

Max Morris — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:56:12 -0000

Yay! This will be a fun experiment. (And you know how much I like experiments!)